August 24, 2006

The chimp army in training

Now doesn’t this rank as one of the most stupidly wretched ideas ever: teaching a chimp karate? Never mind his superb array of ushi mawashi geris, it’s the fact that this is a young adult which, when fully grown, will naturally have the strength and the inclination to rip the arms off any human that pisses him off. Now he’ll be able to kick your teeth out too.
I can't wait for the day he knocks seven shades of shit out of his Catweazle-lookalike sensei.
I’ll be recruiting this fella into my ranks.

via MonkeyWatch

Tags: Chimps, Violence

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