Unsavoury correlation for which I will probably be shot

Did Mr Smith do what he had to do because his missus was shopping?

SORRY sorry sorry sorry

Leave the country before it’s too late

Britain in the year 2025. The country is over-run by a new teenage tribe that is both timid and angry (think of slightly peeved hamsters – cute but nasty-tempered little buggers).
Their mothers are church-going cancer-obsessed housewives who spend their days beating away council bin spies from Atlantis.
Their fathers are hard-working white-collar workers who have to dodge the hordes of asylum-seeking gipsy policemen on their way to the office every morning.
These youngsters are the result of an evil new experiment.
Today, the Daily Mail launched a dating website which “it hopes will bring like-minded Daily Mail readers together”.
Britain, be very afraid.

Sod it, let's just damn well ban everything

This snap is from Brand Republic:

The world we live in now. And how can you ban a campaign (The Sun) that ended months ago?

The blog post you've been waiting for: Swedes, Schoolgirls, Stewardesses

All things are as they should be with Ryanair advertising, I note, as the airline does a cut & paste job using one of its previous images, that of a babe in a school uniform.
This time the image is giving Ryanair heat in Sweden, of all places, where efforts to spank the airline earned the response “Ryanair defends the right of Swedish girls to take their clothes off.”
If that attitude doesn’t appal you, or you’re tempted to be merciful and believe that Michael “Beds and Blowjobs” O’Leary is just a poor misunderstood sensitive geezer just dying to display his politically correct credentials, then here’s a pic from the Ryanair Calendar.

See also:
Ryanair's schoolgirl experiment
Osama's new favourite airline
Ryanair: cheeky monkeys or rip-off merchants?

Smokin' wood

I love the totally fucked-up about-face method employed by these guys. Warning: video contains wood.

Evil behaviour in C2DE Land

We're being plagued by damn awful bingo ads in the UK. Mind you, it's a tough category to advertise considering its supposed demographic of bored housewives whose husbands have legal custody of the TV buzzer.
This one from Love Bingo has a very sinister undertone.
Bored middle-aged missus. Spouse asleep on sofa. Fat visitor dressed as a baby. There are late night TV documentaries about this sort of suburban vice.

How to pick up women, 1970s style

Man drenches himself with pharmaceutical concoction. Women go wild. Sex probably occurs.
Sound familiar? This often-used plotline in the advertising for Lynx and Axe is nothing new. See how it was done three decades ago with this quaint TV ad for Hai Karate. It's not quite as explicit as its modern imitators although the obvious reference to oral sex and hand jobs might not get past the censor today.