April 18, 2007

I'm sorry, but this just ain't news

"Chimps are ahead of humans in the great evolutionary race" chortles The Times.
You won't be chuckling when your front page screams "Chimp army marches down Whitehall", will you, eh?
My monkey brothers are in training, you see:

Thanks to Official Chimp Chum (Membership #2201), Bill, for the secret film.


Anonymous said...

I think they are more evolved. You never hear of mass monkey murder like you do with people.

SchizoFishNChimps said...

We don't use guns, you see.