April 02, 2007

FACT! Kangaroos!

“modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood...
After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether ... they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.”

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Cleaver said...

Their section on the liberal bias of Wikipedia is hilarious:

17:Wikipedia often uses foreign spelling of words, even though most English-speaking users are American. Look up "Most Favored Nation" on Wikipedia and it automatically converts the spelling to the British spelling "Most Favoured Nation." Look up "Division of labor" on Wikipedia and it automatically converts to the British spelling "Division of labour," then insists on the British spelling for "specialization".

British spelling: marxism in sheep's clothing!

SchizoFishNChimps said...

cleaver, I think there's plenty of rich reading in Conservapedia. It amazes me that they'd even bother with it: it stinks of petulance and will only be taken seriously by the already-converted anyway.
Most peculiar.

Unknown said...

"Eat more kanagaroo they're a waste of fucking space!"
- Cosmic Psychos Ross Knight's introduction to "Dead Roo" after telling that one particular roo cause $3000 damage to his car.

SchizoFishNChimps said...

I've eaten roo. Dead nice.