Taking the p!$$

It's a tough job, but having to plough through the top consumer magazines to spot trends does have its compensations. For example, Nuts magazine, the juvenile weekly lad mag, does have a really good gadget section. The fact that 90% of the rest of the mag is just tits, tits, tits, is immaterial and utterly irrelevant.
This remarkable image is scanned from the letter pages (click it to enlarge). No, they are not real women but toilet furniture. I am at a loss to find a suitable adjective.