Man in a pub

An ugly feller walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the landlord.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I went and cut her free and took her back to my place. To cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made mad passionate love all night long."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the landlord. "Was she pretty?"
"Dunno. I never found the head."
To non-Brits, that was what is known locally as a "pub joke".
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