Calvin Clean
Poem by T.W. Chimps, age 13
Dad says teens need to shower
Every day to avoid the stinks
That’s why the girls wear Impulse
While me and my mates use Lynx
I’m not sure about that new stuff though
It sounds something like bird flu
Mum won’t let us eat turkey
And I’m not wearing anything called Chicken Zoo.
Dad says teens need to shower
Every day to avoid the stinks
That’s why the girls wear Impulse
While me and my mates use Lynx
I’m not sure about that new stuff though
It sounds something like bird flu
Mum won’t let us eat turkey
And I’m not wearing anything called Chicken Zoo.
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4 comments:
Maybe I'm just being rude minded, but that looks like text speak for "cock into you".
how clever!
Yeah, AdRants thought the same. I think most people think smut.
gc, yes he is!
the boy's got a future in advertising - I trust you will steer him clear of it.
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