March 12, 2007

Calvin Clean

Poem by T.W. Chimps, age 13

Dad says teens need to shower
Every day to avoid the stinks
That’s why the girls wear Impulse
While me and my mates use Lynx
I’m not sure about that new stuff though
It sounds something like bird flu
Mum won’t let us eat turkey
And I’m not wearing anything called Chicken Zoo.

4 comments:

mediawasp said...

Maybe I'm just being rude minded, but that looks like text speak for "cock into you".

greencan said...

how clever!

FishNChimps said...

Yeah, AdRants thought the same. I think most people think smut.

gc, yes he is!

Jetpacks said...

the boy's got a future in advertising - I trust you will steer him clear of it.