December 13, 2006

Beware false prophets

A quiet word to my loyal followers: ignore the Baboon King. He is a lesser being. There is only one true simian deity and it is I, the Chimp Messiah.
He will beguile you with images of hot chicks with their cute arses in the air. Take this example, from Amazon, where his disciples seek to sell unholy exercise machines. Roll your cursor over the image but do not fall for his false prophecies. The monkey invasion begins, and ends, with me.


greencan said...

Now that's just wrong...okay, it's pretty effin funny too

Maulleigh said...

This is a lot like those pillows they sell in the back of lad mags; you know for chicks to get their asses in the air.