February 27, 2007

Methodology of a taurean stool analysis: Nokia

Made-up statistics show that 83% of all British women own an art gallery, the majority of whom display attitudes consistent with artistic and hedonistic inclinations. A cluster analysis also reveals a strong prevalence of delusional schizophrenia in two out of five of the groups that form the base.
Separate study of focus groups, their memberships based on the above findings, was carried out.
Strategic planners concluded that Nokia should pretend that they were selling perfume to idiots.

1 comment:

Age said...

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