Excuse me while I go screw myself

Out of curiosity I tried the facial comparison site that Rob@Cynic had toyed with. There was I expecting some character like John Merrick or Tony Soprano to pop up with a 90% match to my own uploaded features.
But no. As I have long suspected, I am a lesbian trapped in a male body and, dammit, a hot one at that. Not that I've ever heard of Emmy Rossum but after Googling her name I will henceforth shout "That's me!" next time The Day After Tomorrow is shown on the telly.
If there are any cute rug munchers out there who'd like to see my giraffe porn collection, then email FishNChimps@Yahoo.co.uk. Bring your own rubber tyre.