"I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests... more drink?"

If I were God, then I would return from my lengthy vacation and declare a total ban on organised religion.
How depressing and sad it is to see the blind acceptance of Creationism in the UK.
With a firm foot in the Flying Spaghetti Monster camp, I shall continue to wave the holy fly whisk delivered unto me by the Great Sky Giraffe.

Title quote from Father Ted

Tags: Human behaviour