Buying into the Beckham illusion

They live the luxury lifestyle, buy Versace and are supposedly an inspirational couple to boys and girls alike.
David and Victoria Beckham have a new range of his & her fragrances, Intimately Beckham, which is surprisingly downmarket. This page ripped from yesterday’s Sun previews the advertising for the new line of Beckham smellies and yet, at under £20 a pop, you couldn’t imagine the waning celebrity couple wearing it. In fact, you couldn’t really imagine the normally skeletal Victoria even looking like this because this isn’t actually her. The face is hers but the man-pleasing shape definitely isn’t, proving that the Beckham brand is all puff.
Nice arse, missus, whoever you are.

See also: Smell like Beckham