Catwoman

Here’s the half-woman-half-cat Sophie Ellis-Bextor, singer and Blue Peter love child, posing as the new face of fashion chain Monsoon. The only reason for this post is that it gives me the opportunity to rehash a favourite shite joke: Sophie Ellis-Bextor has been found head-butted to death in the hotel bedroom of a French footballer. The police say it was Murder on Zidane’s floor.
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