February 05, 2009

Facebook sells me God Sex. Yes, me, the Sex God

Thanks Facebook, for that little message, but keep your imaginary sky fairies off my homepage. I think that God's got enough on his plate fucking with the Middle East without Him needing to get involved in my bedroom, ta very much. If I need help in that department then I'll just spend a little more time perusing the dairy section of my local Asda. Cheers.


Anonymous said...

My FB ads are telling me to get married. It's worrying, next step is bringing God into my bedroom? The plot thickens

Anonymous said...

'Love making as god intends'

The altar boys painfully disagree with that sentiment.