Political numpty tells monkeygirl: take off your mask

We take our politics very seriously down here in the busy media basement. It is only a matter of time until the chimps take over. Until then, it is up to my monkey troops to tread carefully.
The current media furore is not of my making. When I dispatched one of my scantily-clad monkeygirls to interview a typical vote-catching political numpty (for one of my other media channels), she obliged when he requested that she remove her monkey mask.
Being able to see mouths and noses would lead to true "face-to-face" conversations with his interviewers, claimed Lord Numpty. “It is clear that scantily clad monkeygirls only dress this way so that men will stare at their breasts.”