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OK, this is I, the great chimp king and simian messiah, getting rather peeved. I have been flooded with a massive two emails from people suggesting I am, generally speaking, a Not Nice Person. Evidence against me included my admission that I pulled the arms off my teddy bear and that I have delusions of divinity.
I was going to prepare a long rant and prove, point-by-point, that this opinion is wrong. I decided against it, knowing that there was really only one way to prove how nice I am.
Here is a video of a kitten.