Old ladies' stuff, part 10

Them glass trinkets - you know, the ones in our old shop in Blackpool - can't shift the buggers. Five artfully arranged glass cats in the store window. The old ladies love 'em, but the credit crunch means their biggest luxury now is cheap toffee from Aldi. Thing is, there's eight more boxes of them round the back.
Brainwave! Call them "crystal". Give the collection a fancy name. Old ladies like card games. No, not Whist, you idiot. Something classy.
And if you squint, really hard, the cats look like big glass willies. Holy shit, the ad writes itself! Find a hot chick! Legs akimbo. A visual Playing With Pussy joke. Dildos are posh now, upper middle-class and the like. I bet that Keira bird has one.
Sorted!


See also:
Old ladies’ stuff - part 9
Old ladies’ stuff - part 8
Old ladies’ stuff - part 7
Old ladies’ stuff - part 6
Old ladies’ stuff - part 5
Old ladies’ stuff - part 4
Old ladies’ stuff - part 3
Old ladies’ stuff - part 2
Old ladies’ stuff - part 1