Old ladies’ stuff part 7
This ad ran in most of last weekend's Sunday papers. What it isn't saying is:
- It's getting close to Christmas.
- Feeling guilty for not visiting your old ma?
- Milkman not talking to her any more 'cos she smells of weewee and cabbage?
- Want to assuage that guilt by enhancing her relationship with her moggie?
- Be safe in the knowledge you can now get away with two visits a year!
- She's not going anywhere anyway!
2 comments:
My next doot neighbours cats have refined the idea of shitting in my garden and have, for the past two days, been shitting on my welcome mat.
I don't think I ever intended the welcome to have such broad appeal but there you go.
that's particularly pikey considering that your normal cat likes to bury its poo. Leaving a deposit on your doormat is the feline equivalent of a human doing it in the sink.
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