July 10, 2007

Snake oil to the hoi polloi

Attention News of the World readers! You too can look like Professor Lembit Opik, or have hair like one of his Cheeky Girls. Don't worry - that "warm, tingly sensation" is perfectly normal. It just means that the natural snake oil is working your benefit cash into my pockets. Side effects might include loss of punctuation.

4 comments:

Rob Mortimer (aka Famous Rob) said...

"Side effects might include loss of punctuation."

Genius. Hail to the chimp.

The Kaiser said...

I need this product. I NEED IT NOW.

Rob Mortimer (aka Famous Rob) said...

I love how they emphasize the word "|Try" !!

Anonymous said...

I love this ad.