July 28, 2006

I'm hungry. Get me a woman. A big woman – now!

Oh boy, you’ve got to love this. The BBC reports that a study of 61 male university students found those who were hungry were attracted to heavier women than those men who had eaten. The hungry men also paid much less attention to a woman's body shape and regarded less curvy figures as more attractive than did the men with full bellies.
I like the fact that the sample was a group of students. Think about this. Males, probably aged 18-21, away from their parents for the first time. Under these circumstances, they’d shag anything in a skirt, their sexual prejudices swinging like a pendulum after every visit to the student union bar.
Also, a hungry student, being virtually penniless, would subconsciously equate a well-fed woman with a meal ticket. Shag her, and she might give you a doughnut.
Mind you, there’s probably enough mileage in this survey to convince someone to sponsor a larger survey using a more representative sample. Think of the possibilities for advertisers: ass- or boobvertising on Juno-esque women, their bumpy bits promoting pizzas and burgers shortly before lunchtime. Or better still, big women eating pizzas and burgers shortly before lunchtime.
Oh, hang on, I see someone’s already thought of that; there are hundreds of them on Oxford Street.

See also: 10,10,10,10,10 and 10

Tags: Human behaviour, Sex, Surveys

2 comments:

Snakedriver said...

Check out velvetmouth.blogspot.com. That's a woman.

FishNChimps said...

potty mouth, more like