I wish my missus would eat some of these

DOMINO: Domino's Pizza. How can I help you?
BECKS: I'd like a 12-inch Hawaiian please.
DOMINO: Certainly sir. Would you like it cut into eight or twelve slices?
BECKS: Eight slices please. I'm on a diet.

David Beckham poster ad seen in Tokyo.

See also:
Are they real?
When cool just don't cut it;
Buying into the Beckham illusion;
Put your tongue in, Becks