May 09, 2007

FACT! Chuck Norris!

Norris has been an outspoken critic of evolution, the teaching of which he holds partially responsible for school shootings: "We teach our children they are nothing more than glorified apes, yet we don't expect them to act like monkeys."

More wisdom in Fuckwitapedia.


See also:
FACT! Fornication!
FACT! Pens!
FACT! Kangaroos!
FACT! The 19th Century!
FACT! Dinosaurs!

3 comments:

Cleaver said...

The conservapedia article links to an article by the man himself, in which he addresses the Chuck Norris Facts. Sample quote:

"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

Full article here:http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567 (sorry, i don't know how to hyperlink in a comments field)

Doug said...

genius. have a look at this, I'm sure there's some more gold dust here: http://www.godtube.com/

FishNChimps said...

my god, the internet tubes are hot with sizzling material !!!