Where have all the old people gone? - part 2

As if things weren't already hot enough in the Darby & Joan club (see earlier post), The Sun reports a survey revealing that a quarter of Britons over-60 are still bonking at least once a week. As I mentioned before, keep away from the art galleries and museums, 'cos that's where all the action is, and you'll not want to be stepping over all those hastily dropped false teeth and support tights. Best place to avoid is the British Museum, with its new exhibition of ancient porn. No giraffes though, worst luck.

Tags: Human behaviour, Sex, Surveys