A dog called Big Willy

Actually, that's not true, but how I hope this cheeky chappie has a name that reflects his mighty girth. This picture of an unfeasibly well-endowed hound was spotted in an Ikea catalogue, prompting speculation that there has been some tampering.
If you ask me, the pooch looks uncomfortable and is probably wishing he was hangin' with the bitches.

Tags: Naughty bits