Crap ad joke

You see a hot girl at a party and decide to walk up to her. You say “I’m incredible in bed!”
That’s direct marketing.
You see a hot girl at a party with a bunch of friends, but you get one of your friends to talk to her and tell her you’re incredible in bed.
That’s advertising.
You see a hot girl at a party, walk up to her, get her number, then phone her the next day to tell her you’re incredible in bed.
That’s telesales.
You see a hot girl at a party, walk up to her, offer her to pour her a drink, give her a ride home after the party, then open her front door for her. Then slip in the fact that – by the way – you’re incredible in bed.
That’s public relations.
You see a hot girl at a party, but she walks up to you and whispers “I hear you’re fantastic in bed!”
That’s brand recognition.

Spotted in FHM