August 13, 2007

Down boy

Just look at this smug-looking bastard. He's bad, just like his mum who had it off with a rooster and produced this, the cock that wouldn't come. When your mistress leaves the room, your furry arse is off my expensive Loro Piana fabric furniture and out of the window. That'll make me laugh as much as the time I saw a daschund with an erection trying to climb the stairs. Jesus, they had to give me air.

More bastard dogs on expensive furniture:
Get off my bleedin' chair
Are you sitting comfortably?

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