May 12, 2008

Woo! Land Rover Man demands cocksuckage

Here’s another attempt at making a car look cool and macho. Sadly, it succeeds in making the driver look like a twunt. If you sit behind the wheel of a motor in the frame of mind required to jump off a mountain, dismember imaginary opponents, or skid across a frozen lake, then you should lie down in a dark room until the urge to be Anakin Skywalker passes.
Park your arse in a car before driving down aimlessly winding roads in a desolate landscape? Evidently, the propellerheads at RKCR/Y&R have never been to Widnes.


2 comments:

Rachel and Debbie said...

Whats this thing with widnes? im from widnes! (yeah i know its a shithole that has nothing really worth seeing in it.)

FishNChimps said...

aaah Widnes. Many a happy hour have I spent playing in the white/blue/grey stream on the Bongs (the colour depending upon what the old ICI factory was making that day), or hanging around the old market, or drinking in the 8 Towers. Shame about the rugby.