January 08, 2009

No news today; let’s make some shit up

A technology that challenges Einstein’s theory of relativity by enabling matter to cross the vast interstellar void proves inadequate to space aliens who cannot avoid colliding with a huge fuck-off spinning blade in the middle of a field.

1 comment:

Make the logo bigger said...

Sometimes the low-tech does you in. Mars Attacks?

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