Way to party, big fella!

Cheap beer, plate of chips, fag, dodgy personal hygiene... seems like the perfect boy's night in, you cheeky sods! Dear Beech Finance, next time you send a personalised email "because you completed a Consumer Lifestyles survey through DLG", make sure your misog-looking model doesn't look like the recipient! The only thing missing from the pic is the dodgy tart performing a personal service. Mind you, she's probably under the table, hence the distracted look on Fatty's face.