tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26937038.post1167965637108080486..comments2023-10-31T05:49:26.683-06:00Comments on CMM News: I bet Arnie packs one of theseSchizoFishNChimpshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13275715509603896447noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26937038.post-22597286177690908592007-08-16T13:21:00.000-06:002007-08-16T13:21:00.000-06:00Fact: rubbing metalware on your face is primitive ...Fact: rubbing metalware on your face is primitive macho fun and puts hair on your bollocks.SchizoFishNChimpshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13275715509603896447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26937038.post-15704278392147488802007-08-13T16:37:00.000-06:002007-08-13T16:37:00.000-06:00I wonder when a razor manufacturer will break this...I wonder when a razor manufacturer will break this mold. <BR/><BR/>If it isn't the fazor flying at you like some fighter jet, it's yet ONE MORE BLADE added for that extra closeness (add metal-like SFX, like two swords clashing in battle) that causes hot ladies to lose all control and try to achieve a face orgasm on your just-shaved cheek. <BR/><BR/>Just like toothbrush ads: lab-coated scientists in the gleaming toothbrush laboratory, develping ground-breaking technologies that are going to "change the way your brush - FOREVER." <BR/><BR/>Shit - dont' get me started. Oops - too late for that.RFBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06808871181549823397noreply@blogger.com